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/l/ - The Lounge Non board-specific discussion [Make a Post] Morning routine? Nanonymous 2021-10-29 15:27:00 No. 58276 [D] [U] [F] [S] [L] [A] [C] File: e992a9f2f6f08646694feb655fba406c948ba5b0644e1af3a007bdb4542d9d0a.jpg ( dl ) (4.35 KiB) What's your morning routine and do you think it's good? For me, I roll out of bed, piss, turn on the computer, make a glass of instant coffee and pop an avocado in the microwave. I back to my room to configure all proxies, then return to the kitchen to pick up my breakfast. Then I'm checking the interwebs to see what broke while I was sleeping. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 15:41:11 No. 58277 [D] [U] [F] File: f80821ed75bb027b37fc337c206925291827e334d1def4a0b6d078a1cc64315d.png ( dl ) (192.30 KiB) >in the microwave Found the goy normalcattle Nanonymous 2021-10-29 15:43:30 No. 58278 [D] [U] [F] >>58279 File: 3891ced39090485983c1a1a48f29e489d120d68f7707c2d9f3d2f197c8aaedcf.jpg ( dl ) (3.89 KiB) Wake up at 2:30am. Use air horn to scare away racoons picking through piles of trash across the house and wake up neighbors. Roll out of bed. Throw pizza box out open curtainless window into the street. Piss into a gap in the floor board. Boil pot of water on induction hot plate powered on tapped electrical lines for a nice wipe bath. Make my way to 7-11 to buy a pack of cigarettes and pocket half a pound of ketchup and sugar packets for breakfast. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 15:48:29 No. 58279 [D] >>58278 sounds comfy Nanonymous 2021-10-29 15:51:18 No. 58280 [D] [U] [F] File: 387dfaa7b4c85daefc4be9ff1029564f98baf945952e39a1bf07e69aae405cc4.jpg ( dl ) (6.45 KiB) Wake up at 8am. Already late for school. Scream at foster mom from the bathroom that we're out of toilet paper and I just took a mad crap. Reminded I don't have a soul as I lean over to grab a spider out of the shower and smash it between my fingers. Eat a pop tart and a half a cup of vodka in juice on the drive to school. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 15:51:38 No. 58281 [D] I wake up at 5 am to the sound of my alarm going off. I ignore it. I ignore it 2 more times, until it is now 6:15. "Fuck, time to get out of bed, my bus comes in 15 minutes." I find the least stained and smelly clothing on my bedroom floor, usually black jeans, a long sleeved shirt, and a hoodie that I stole from the lost and found when I was 12. I make pack my bag. I go downstairs and say "hello" to my mother who fell asleep watching TV again, and maybe try to convince her I'm too sick to go to school. I chug some milk. If I have time, I take a piss and brush my hair. The bus comes, I say hello to my elderly bus driver. I sleep, read, or look at nanochan on the bus while either weird bosa nova, classic rock, or ethnic music plays in the background. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 16:03:14 No. 58282 [D] [U] [F] File: dd150711edfefe5eef10ce0ec8c866067efb5c308a14185ab7184c9c2741c908.jpg ( dl ) (5.48 KiB) wake up at 1pm. Draw my face on in Kamvas13. Drink a bottle of raspberry sweet tea with my spironolactone pills. Pee sitting down before tapping my genitals between my legs for the day. Erase texts from my mom begging me to return to reality. Log into nanochan. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 16:19:46 No. 58283 [D] [U] [F] >>58286 File: 940e63b1da0cd34795eecfb45c9dd36d4c0dc72ed7cc3d8c42f681f83f63dc0c.jpg ( dl ) (5.71 KiB) So no one showers in the morning at all? I thought it was just me. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 16:28:29 No. 58284 [D] >So no one showers in the morning at all? >I thought it was just me. You serious, kid? If you don't shower before sleeping your whole house will smell like ass and vag. Wake at 5am. Can't sleep anymore. Watch 15 minutes of boomertube before setting up a lawn chair in the front yard to laugh at the young wage slaves driving to work knowing they won't even get a retirement. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 16:29:44 No. 58285 [D] [U] [F] File: 6a8ef9222fd47ce040ed3b0c2c100ddd771c90fac0a3d603389a88ac6c5237f4.jpg ( dl ) (6.10 KiB) >58284 Forgot picture. This is somehow Millennials' fault, just give me time to think about how. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 16:40:15 No. 58286 [D] [U] [F] File: 0ac70b94464e2158708e046474be976c27d2bee4905c31527fb4951c445263c2.jpg ( dl ) (87.99 KiB) >>58283 >>68284 >showering Nanonymous 2021-10-29 18:48:14 No. 58287 [D] [U] [F] File: 2920f9614e4c7b24eb9d1aea043d152adcd4480772aac74f01543684fd53f4aa.jpg ( dl ) (5.81 KiB) I think this thread might be unorganical. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 18:50:35 No. 58288 [D] [U] [F] File: 75c3b56be61c78fe7a03d21cb7ba4c43e091687f796f65ebe83d6db4983f6b17.jpg ( dl ) (6.39 KiB) At least it's engaging. Nanonymous 2021-10-29 22:17:29 No. 58400 [D] >wake up >Do what I feel like when I feel like >sleep Nanonymous 2024-05-12 10:18:18 No. 70437 [D] > Wake up either at 5 or 6am > Go piss > Brush teeth + tongue obviously > Splash water on my face > Do whatever I want lmao Nanonymous 2024-05-12 14:50:50 No. 70441 [D] This thread was nice but I got depressed when I saw that it's from 2021, nanochan is dead, all chans died [Catalog] [Overboard] [Update] [Reply] 10 files, 15 replies