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A while back, I transacted a trade with one of my favorite vendors for brain candy, Mercure, and received a surprise goodie bag with mushrooms, LSD, weed, hash, cocaine, and a Gelato THC-vape cartridge. :] Following the advice of a fellow psychonaut, Aztec, I decided to give the Lemontek method a whirl. My big quarrel with mushrooms has always been that eating a bunch of them hurts my tummy (#tummyAche) and, depending on the amount, the god damn chewing. That said, yes, yes, I know, psilocybin and psilocin are somewhat water-soluble and thus relatively easy to extract and put into a gelatin capsule, but this is time-consuming and needs a fair amount to yield enough to make it worthwhile, IMHO. What is Lemontek? Lemontek is a way to break down the mushroom’s cell walls leading to easier digestion and thus much a happier tummy. So, I ripped the shrooms into smaller pieces and hammered them to start breaking them down to ease absorption of the lemon juice used to break down the cell walls, covered the mushroom pieces in it and let it soak a little before mashing them up more and letting them soak a little more, maybe 30-60 minutes in all. For taste’s sake, and to aid the process, I then added a little hot lemonade. I then let it cool down and added some sugar before I proceeded to drink it so I could say hi to the clockwork elves, not to be mistaken for the DMT elves. The Trip. The trip had all the makings of a good shroom trip. Some visuals, visions [of impending doom], but with the same characteristic calming bodily feeling associated with shrooms and the somewhat eerie feeling of not being alone - even though I physically was all alone. Mother Gaia was watching over me. Initially, upon landing, I was somewhat dismayed that the trip had taken me in a dystopian direction after a while, this being the era of SARS-CoV-2 A.K.A. Covid-19, lockdowns, social distancing, and all. It wasn’t until a day later I realized the incredible gift it had bestowed on me. Something sorely needed in this fucked up the year of 2020 A.D.: Inner peace. :] Time to let the brain take it all in for a while before consuming 2 of the 4 Mount Fiji LSD blotters . Thanks, Mercure. Dr.Gonzo As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit. Oct 1, 2020