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PGP Signature of this page 2018-11-12 Veterans’ Day Jessica was in the backyard talking to Max Thornhill, a classmate of ours. “I think that she’s a good fit for you, but I just think she’s a total- Oh hey, Anthony.” “Hello, Jessica. Hello, Max.” I said. “What were you guys talking about?” “I got a girlfriend” Max said. “She’s a freshmen - her name is Samantha, you might know her.” “I do not.” I said. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but who are you?” Max asked me. “Oh, Jessica and I have known each other for a few years, we went to middle school together. I know you though, you’re Max Thornhill.” “Oh cool. Wait, how do you know who I am?” “I learn names and faces really easily, I must’ve overheard someone saying your name to you or something.” “I know Samantha,” Jessica said, “Not very well though, we just have history and math together. I was just saying how I think she’s a total-” “Okay, Jessica” Max said, quite annoyed, “You don’t like her. I do though, she’s really nice.” “So you’re not at all interested in her because she’s a D cup?” “That’s a loaded question and you know it, Jessica.” “Oh right, you’re speech and debate, I forgot I can’t have a petty argument against you.” Jessica jeered. “Well, anyway,” Max said, “Nice to meet you, Anthony” He fist-bumped me, “You two wanna get a hot dog or something?” Next: Million Dollar Laptop