Onion Information
What to do when LEO fucks up your sunday. Drugs, of course. | The Diaries of Dr.Gonzo
This is a gonzo journalism work of pure stupiity. Nobody was hurt during this production, although I did get high- Very, very, very high and ate a few peoples faces, not! Wonk, wonk! :D
Onion Details
Page Clicks: 0
First Seen: 05/07/2024
Last Indexed: 10/25/2024
Onion Content
- This is a gonzo journalism work of pure stupiity. Nobody was hurt during this production, although I did get high- Very, very, very high and ate a few peoples faces, not! Wonk, wonk! :D You know how it is… Busy times, people are busy, hard to get some bro time anymore. Was kinda looking forward to just wonking teh fuck out with buds, but then LEO goes and fucks up my Sunday. And now these 3 lines look so lonely: Really, I did promise myself to stop this, shit, but i felt like i should give the R-Ketamine a decent spin…amd then Daft Punk - Get Lucky came on.. sounds like they are singing “time to get wonky” … or maybe I’m just hearing that. :) Either way Hmm, whats this? One less? Where could it have gone?! Ooops. :) I’m gonna need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. ;) Damnit. If it hadn’t been for LEO I would have only done one of these lines today. My friends woulda had the others. :) Look what them pigz made me do. Sheeeeet That turned on the hunger. Better bust out some sinister S-Ketamine to fill da void.:) Crush and line it into a nice 4-5 bump line. And minutes later it is up the nose and into mucular membrane in 5 bumps, 3 into the left, 2 in the right, alternating between the nostrills to let the other nostrill suck up the Ketamine as I flood it’s next door neighbor. I would show you a picture of an empty plate, but you all have one of those in your cupboard. It is absolutely much more potent thant the R-Ketamine, but the R-Ketamine is so nice and relaxing..and laid back. ;) Lessons learned I think Special-K has given me all it can by now. And it has given me some special stuff. Coming back to this kidnergarten called Norway wasn’t and isn’t great, and it has affected psychedelic trip in a negative manner. Infact my initial distate for s-ketamine’s high was a product of this. But after hmmering on wiht that stuff for a few days it hit me: WTF MAN? WHY ARE YOU THINKING IN THOSE NEGATIVE LANES. STOP!! and it was like a load off my back the instant I thought it to myself and triggered the innevitable realization that those negative thoughts were all me and if they were all me I certainly can chuck them da fuq out! Can’t wait to throw down some of @mercure’s Amazonian shrooms and hit that uber potent DMT! :) As of today, I am cutting myself off from Special-K a few weeks and trusting Mrs. Gonzo with safe-keeping. I’m not much for the high, but somehow I am starting to come around to it. :) It is the after effects I find so insanely nice. @bluesoldier mentioned it would last for upto 2 weeks, so 2 weeks hold from 23:59 and onward. And try to see how long those effects linger. Thank you for reading this clearly scientific experiment as it shows a clear links between police activity and drug use.. :) And as such this statistically insignificant study (of sorts) shows a 100% correlation between Police Activity and drug use . Clearly the Police are turning people into drug users . This is outrageous, Erna Solberg! I have done 4 times as much drugs as I had intended because of you! WTF!@# This insanity was powered by @tollensoverskuddslager R-Ketamine.,.. and s-ketamine :P -Dr.Gonzo Now if only I could find that adrenal gland.. :) May 23, 2021