Padre’s reasonably priced magnificent cocaine | The Diaries of Dr.Gonzo


The source He needs no introduction, those of us in the know already know him as rock-steady as a vendor possibly could be - you can almost set the time based on his several years long of solid, no nonsense delivery of cheap, yet high quali...



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The source He needs no introduction, those of us in the know already know him as rock-steady as a vendor possibly could be - you can almost set the time based on his several years long of solid, no nonsense delivery of cheap, yet high quality products. He was known as jcoke when I returned to Norway and was the first person I bought cocaine from since I got back. I remember nearly falling off my chair when 0.25g based up, thinking to myself: “WTF!?! There is actually cocaine in the ‘cocaine’ in Norway now?!” :) We have come full circle, so lets get on with the review of Padre’s superb cocaine. God damn. this stuff is sooo good. The goods It arrived looking kind of like this: Pancaked like soft snow when pressed, as if it had soaked up a little moisture from the ride to this shit hole country, a good sign as cocaine hydrochloride is known for this. I helped myself to a couple of small bumps before I went to cook it, it felt lovely ;) So I got my fine pink chef apron on and started cooking. This stuff based up IMMEDIATELY and easily formed one big lump, altthough it broke in two trying to get it out of the spice jar i used in a water bath: and the other half yum!:) The yellow tint is what you get when you use just the exact right amount of baking soda and not too much (that makes it white). What esśentially happens is that the cocaine hydrochloride breaks down into an oil at 98C when dissolved in water and once you swirled it into a single blurb you need a source of readily available electrons the free’d base can borrow to solidify itself (calcify it) into a rock of Ready Rock as it was originally named. They call this crack because the rock locks in a very, very small amount of water (like under 1-ish %) and as you heat it up it beaks down into an oil and as it comes to a boil to smoke the oil with minute amounts of water in it crackles. So i usually crush it before use as that shit can jump up and get in your eyes…or use protective eyewear ;) To illustrate how tiny this piece here is, notice the mentos bar at the bottom here: This is plenty for several hits :) Notice how it is full metal (the darkspot in the midle is it bubling and starting to turn red, funny lighting) And now it is time to smoke and get hiiiiigh as fuq, mfqrz!@# You can also crush it up and use it in your joints. That’s how you make a real Dirty Joint :) God damn this tastes so gooooood. Mhmmmmm! Conclusion Padre has once again outdone himself offering this HIGH QUALITY product starting at 1000 NOK/g, which as of writing this is the BEST bang for your buck, on top of quick and reliable delivery. Based on the amount of freebase yielded I would say this product has 70-75% base, which means roughly 80-85% Cocaine hydrochloride. PUBCHEM tells us 1.12G lab grade cocaine hydrochloride = 1.0 cocaine freebase. Colorless to white crystals or white crystalline powder; saline, slightly bitter taste, numbs tongue and lips; MP: approximately 195 °C. Specific optical rotation: 72 °C (concentration = 2% in aqueous solution pH 4.5); 1 g dissolves in 0.4 mL water; 3.2 mL cold, 2 mL hot alcohol; 12.5 mL chloroform; also soluble in glycerol, acetone. Insoluble in ether or oils. /Cocaine hydrochloride/ O’Neil, M.J. (ed.). The Merck Index - An Encyclopedia of Chemicals, Drugs, and Biologicals. Cambridge, UK: Royal Society of Chemistry, 2013., p. 438 Odorless, hygroscopic, colorless crystalline powder with a bitter sharp numbing taste. MP about 197 °C with decomposition. Cocaine hydrochloride 1.12 g is approx equivalent to 1 g of cocaine. Incompatible with alkali hydroxides and carbonates, mercuric chloride, iodides, tannic acid, and soluble silver salts. It is incompatible with borax but a clear aq solution may be made by dissolving equal weights of borax and boric acid by adding the cocaine hydrochloride in solution. /Cocaine hydrochloride/ Thank you @Padre, I absolutely love this product and the fact that your are helping getting reasonable pricing on an otherwise overvalued and overpriced commodity notorious for being cut…Well, I am very impressed . :) @Tofu may not trust me one second even though he did minutes ago, but chemistry does not lie. and clearly forgets despite the mod abuse I saved everyone asses on more than one occasion. That’s gratitude for you, not. Sep 29, 2022