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First Seen: 05/05/2024
Last Indexed: 10/24/2024
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Okay bros I come bearing unimportant news, again. First there was a dude jerking off outside of Safeway and it was incredibly funny. Hopefully he gets help and all however if you do that, people are gonna laugh. Second I've actually met someone who is so goddamn sad. He carries a bunch of dermatology books with him and is totally FUBAR. His leg is so infected. Like cut-it-off levels of infected. What's a homeless person supposed to do? He can't just waltz into the hospital; money and all. It's gonna develop sepsis if nothing is done. We all know what would happen then, don't we? Even if you're not medically inclined. I've tried to convince him to give it a shot. A community clinic would be good if he didn't need something stronger than what they have. Guess we'll see, nothing more to do. Just kinda sad. Don't worry, I won't start telling you all those encounters. We'd be here all night. Actually, it's 4:54 so already close to sunrise. It's getting light and I've wasted another night. Shoutout to insomnia gotta be my least favorite ailment. Here I was, thinking chronic pain was bad... It's not all awful though, I've been liking work so far and things have felt better. It's really weird to know I should be dead right now. I know, I know. You're bored to death with those anecdotes. Look at it this way: At least it wasn't a Jackie Chan type trying to fuck me up, more like a Steven Seagal. I SUCK at fighting lol. Sometimes it's easy to forget that life is great, even when it's not. You don't know how much you love something until it's gonna leave. If things were even a little bit different my body would be all gross and decomposing by now. 0/10 experience, would not recommend. For real, don't worry, I'm safe now. Despite what my nervous system and cortisol says. Even though you probably aren't too worried because you don't know me. Anyway, moving on. I have very professional career stuff to talk about. IT'S SO COOL OH MY GOD I LOVE MY JOB AHHHH!!! I'm very normal about it, as you can tell. Literally I will die for this internship, it has been nothing short of awesome. Like they don't need to pay me I'd show up for free. I would pay THEM just so I can work there. Can't tell you how much I love it! To think I'm actually doing well for myself. Amends have been made and now my job helps people! Feels good. Really good. So yeah, things are cool right now. Of course some things are bad too, because there must be balance in any reasonable life, yet my heart beats and my hope lives. All things considered, it could be worse! Two more things before I stop. First: Happy Pride month! All people deserve to live as they want without judgement and love who they love (granted it's between adults in a safe relationship.) Don't be a jerkwad to anyone for their sexual or gender identity. Second: It's men's mental health month! Always remember to take care of yourselves and go to the doctor if you're feeling badly. If anyone gives you shit for it, please know they're a pathetic excuse for a human. It's not weak to prioritize your mental health. View Comments